You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on
It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]
WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT
For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it
Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.